As you know we’ve already unveiled Mr. Delivery 2.0 with the brand new website, app, and ordering features. While those are some of our short-term innovations, what about some new long-term Mr. Delivery technology? We have listed below some new ideas that we plan to come up with first within the next 20 years.
Food Remote, is an idea that we're working on that could revolutionize the food industry. This would be a normal remote, but instead of buttons for channels and volume, they would be buttons for food. Imagine clicking a button with a picture of a cheeseburger on it while pointing it at your door, and then all of a sudden a cheeseburger shows up at your front door instantly. Now that's the true version of on-demand.
Astronaut/alien food delivery. Yes while we are only national right now, we plan on skipping going global and just going straight to universal. We expect to have inhabited Mars and a couple other planets by then, so astronaut and alien food delivery could be a viable and thriving business. Nothing like eating New York style pizza while on the rings of Saturn in under 45 min or less.
“Canned gourmet meals” may sound like an oxymoron, but should one day be as big as jumbo shrimp. No more refried beans, just straight buttered lobster and steak tips for everyone. It is an idea that needs a bit more fine-tuning, but our scientists are getting pretty darn close. Correction - they’ve mostly just taste-tested all the lobsters and steaks they’re going to use, but we like to keep high hopes.
Driver/food teleportation. This one may get a little tricky due to the fact that we're going to have to defy the laws of physics, but again, we like to keep high hopes here at Mr. Delivery. It is pretty self-explanatory, just food or a driver teleported right to you. Don't worry though, we will find some way to add a little “Mr. Delivery charm” to it so we can differentiate ourselves from all the other old generic food teleportation imitators out there.
These are all the future ideas we’re working on so far, so stay with us because we are shooting for the stars...literally. Also, if your delivery is a couple minutes late, just know it is probably due to some simple rocket science malfunction back at headquarters.
Food Remote, is an idea that we're working on that could revolutionize the food industry. This would be a normal remote, but instead of buttons for channels and volume, they would be buttons for food. Imagine clicking a button with a picture of a cheeseburger on it while pointing it at your door, and then all of a sudden a cheeseburger shows up at your front door instantly. Now that's the true version of on-demand.
Astronaut/alien food delivery. Yes while we are only national right now, we plan on skipping going global and just going straight to universal. We expect to have inhabited Mars and a couple other planets by then, so astronaut and alien food delivery could be a viable and thriving business. Nothing like eating New York style pizza while on the rings of Saturn in under 45 min or less.
“Canned gourmet meals” may sound like an oxymoron, but should one day be as big as jumbo shrimp. No more refried beans, just straight buttered lobster and steak tips for everyone. It is an idea that needs a bit more fine-tuning, but our scientists are getting pretty darn close. Correction - they’ve mostly just taste-tested all the lobsters and steaks they’re going to use, but we like to keep high hopes.
Driver/food teleportation. This one may get a little tricky due to the fact that we're going to have to defy the laws of physics, but again, we like to keep high hopes here at Mr. Delivery. It is pretty self-explanatory, just food or a driver teleported right to you. Don't worry though, we will find some way to add a little “Mr. Delivery charm” to it so we can differentiate ourselves from all the other old generic food teleportation imitators out there.
These are all the future ideas we’re working on so far, so stay with us because we are shooting for the stars...literally. Also, if your delivery is a couple minutes late, just know it is probably due to some simple rocket science malfunction back at headquarters.
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