Not to butcher the mood, but it's gonna rain in Austin. It's gonna rain a lot.
Thankfully, we also tend to make it rain:
Thankfully, we also tend to make it rain:
With all the flash flood warnings and what not going about, we realized that it is time for the D to take to the air, water, and land.
During last week's delivery brainstorming sesh, the D team was fairly divided on how we would overcome all this rain.
We all agreed that the most pressing issue was soggy tacos. And to solve the problem of soggy tacos, we needed to find a new fleet of vehicles that could battle all the elements.
After a few longs hours of brainstorming, we came up with some vehicle ideas:
During last week's delivery brainstorming sesh, the D team was fairly divided on how we would overcome all this rain.
We all agreed that the most pressing issue was soggy tacos. And to solve the problem of soggy tacos, we needed to find a new fleet of vehicles that could battle all the elements.
After a few longs hours of brainstorming, we came up with some vehicle ideas:
That was a really cool boat-car, but aquaman was not willing to sell it to us.
So... we looked at other options.
The second we saw this plane-car, we fell in love. We knew it was a home run... Besides it only costed us $200! However, the moment we started the car, the wings fell off. (We later found like 15 plastic bottles of Elmer's Glue in the trunk)
Finally, we found the best car on the market for hitting the worst of weather. This car was boss - Everyone agreed. However, there was one problem... the price.
We all looked at each other, shrugging. We had to find something in our price range, so we went back to brainstorm. A few hours later, a light bulb went off in our heads.
We knew exactly what to do.
We all looked at each other, shrugging. We had to find something in our price range, so we went back to brainstorm. A few hours later, a light bulb went off in our heads.
We knew exactly what to do.
We decided that it would be best to transfer this type of complex travel to those who can handle the crazy weather.
After a long and thoughtful decision. We decided that we would turn to the ducks for help.
After a long and thoughtful decision. We decided that we would turn to the ducks for help.
So on Monday, we all waited in front to greet our new employees, ready to teach them the ropes. However to our disbelief, the wrong type of ducks showed up.
After getting a few autographs, we sadly ask them to leave. Face it, they could skate, but they could not fly.
So we sent out another duck call, thinking that we couldn't possibly screw up twice.
So we sent out another duck call, thinking that we couldn't possibly screw up twice.
Sadly, we attracted a sketchy, duck impersonator at the door.
We thought he was a duck for the first five minutes until he couldn't stand it anymore and ended up eating his Pringles lips.
We all shook our heads at this tragedy. Hiring ducks turned out to be a lot harder than we thought it would be.
So now, we are back to where we started - figuring out how to overcome all this rain. And at the end of the day, all we can do is try again.
"It's gonna rain!"
-Ollie Williams
Mr. Delivery
We all shook our heads at this tragedy. Hiring ducks turned out to be a lot harder than we thought it would be.
So now, we are back to where we started - figuring out how to overcome all this rain. And at the end of the day, all we can do is try again.
"It's gonna rain!"
-Ollie Williams
Mr. Delivery
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