The Chef Has Returned!!!

When the Mr. Delivery drivers bring you your food, you probably have seen this guy on the car.

However, you probably haven't seen him around for quite awhile now.

For the past six months, The Chef has been traveling around the world, exploring new lines of work.

After much thought, he decided to come back to Mr. Delivery permanently.

So we would like to formally announce: The Chef is back in town!

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Because The Chef is back at it, we decided to interview him to see what he has been doing during the last couple months.

So let's hear what he has been up to.

Question 1:  "So Chef, what was the most interesting thing you did during your travels?"

Answer:  "You know... a little of this and a little that.  I'd say my most interesting experience was when I went sky surfing in Indonesia.  Now that was fun!"

"So here's what happened: Chuck Norris flew me a few thousand feet up and dropped me off.  I then commenced to do a few flips and such.  You know... nothing too dangerous."

"Everything was going as planned, until I hit some wind, which took me over the water."

"After I deployed my parachute and landed in the water, I got chased by a Great White Shark.  I felt bad for the guy - he was hungry... But I just couldn't deliver myself to him.  So I swam away."

"I was quite successful at swimming away too.  The shark might have gotten me too but he got distracted by Nicki Minaj's butt on a nearby boat and forgot about me."

"I'd like to shout out my buddy, Michael Phelps, on helping me become a pretty freakin' good swimmer."

"Does that answer your question?"

"Question 2: "Yeah, for sure Chef!  That's an awesome series of events!  So lets move on, what was your biggest accomplishment during your travels?'"

Answer: "So I was in Italy for a bit - being a tourist... looking for the secret recipes of Italian Cuisine... you know how it goes."

"Eventually, I found myself at the Leaning Tower of Pisa.  And for some reason, I thought I could pick up extra tips on how to make a better pizza there so I went inside.  I asked around for the head pizza chef but could not find him.

"Feeling defeated, I took a rest against the tower.  That's when I saw someone who sparked my attention."

"This guy was doing tricks with a soccer ball for an excited crowd.  After watching him for a bit, I told him that it didn't look that hard.  He started laughing at me... No one laughs at 'The Chef' so I challenged him to a one on one."

"I played that guy so hard.  He had no idea that chefs are the best soccer players in the world."

"This guy's mouth was wide open.  I mean, he was speechless for like 2 minutes.  And just like that, he offered to let me play for his team, Juventus F.C."

"And before I knew it, I was a starting player, winning cups and all."

"We were good... And I enjoyed being on the team.  We beat a lot of good teams and we had a good number of fans."

"However, something just didn't feel right."

"So I went to my PO Box and saw a mountain of post cards from the customers, begging me to come back.  I ended up getting homesick from this and decided to come back here to Mr. Delivery."

Question 3: "Chef, that's fantastic!  So you were a world class soccer player and you decided to come back... why?"

Answer: "Truthfully... after all that adventure, I got hungry and missed delivering food to all my customers.  I love helping people and especially feeding them.  I guess I know how it feels to be hungry."

"So it's been a week back on the job now.  Things are going well, and I am feeding all those hungry folks that order from Mr. Delivery."

"My customers love me.  I've been making record time now.  Especially since I learned how to Tokyo Drift.  Not only do I make great time, but I look baller doing it."

"I'd love to answer more questions, but my customers are waiting on me."

"See ya around!'

Mr. Delivery