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Mr. Delivery has just been named the new most interesting man in the world! While the beloved Dos Equis spokesperson was the reigning king for years, Mr. Delivery has surpassed everyone in his path. Don’t believe us? We can prove it!
Mr. Delivery has traveled the United States finding the best cities for food deliveries. After traveling to over 25+ cities, he has seen some wild things on the road. Everyone knows the most interesting stories come from life on the road. Not only that, but he has one-upped the Dos Equis spokesperson on a lot of the things he brags about. See below!
“He gave his father the talk”
-Mr. Delivery invented “the talk”
“His passport requires no photograph”
-Mr. Delivery’s uses an award winning motion picture documentary of his life as his passport and always even remembers to bring popcorn for the customs agents
“When he drives a car off the lot, the price increases in value”
-When Mr. Delivery drives a car off the lot, the car instantly becomes priceless
“Bear hugs are what he gives bears”
- Mr. Delivery has learned to ride bears instead of horses
“He can kill two stones with one bird”
-Three stones with one bird....
“His blood smells like cologne”
-Mr. Delivery’s blood is considered to have originated from the fountain of youth
“His pillow is cool on both sides”
-Mr. Delivery sleeps on a block of ice
Sorry to reign on the former most interesting man’s parade, but the truth had to come out eventually. Don’t believe us? See for yourself and order from his own food delivery company to see what all the fuss is about!
www.mrdelivery.com
Mr. Delivery has traveled the United States finding the best cities for food deliveries. After traveling to over 25+ cities, he has seen some wild things on the road. Everyone knows the most interesting stories come from life on the road. Not only that, but he has one-upped the Dos Equis spokesperson on a lot of the things he brags about. See below!
“He gave his father the talk”
-Mr. Delivery invented “the talk”
“His passport requires no photograph”
-Mr. Delivery’s uses an award winning motion picture documentary of his life as his passport and always even remembers to bring popcorn for the customs agents
“When he drives a car off the lot, the price increases in value”
-When Mr. Delivery drives a car off the lot, the car instantly becomes priceless
“Bear hugs are what he gives bears”
- Mr. Delivery has learned to ride bears instead of horses
“He can kill two stones with one bird”
-Three stones with one bird....
“His blood smells like cologne”
-Mr. Delivery’s blood is considered to have originated from the fountain of youth
“His pillow is cool on both sides”
-Mr. Delivery sleeps on a block of ice
Sorry to reign on the former most interesting man’s parade, but the truth had to come out eventually. Don’t believe us? See for yourself and order from his own food delivery company to see what all the fuss is about!
www.mrdelivery.com
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