Office Shenanigans: Episode 5

After a unanimous vote... The Mr. Delivery team will have The HUNGRY games!

Nine opponents will compete against each other this week... Only two will be left.


Who will be the last two?!  And more importantly, who will win!?

To the nine competing- "May the odds forever be in your FLAVOR!"

So it all started out like this: the office was tense, food was scarce, coffee was running low... basically, we were all stressed out.


Because we were all stressed, it showed at the last meeting, which led to an open discussion on how we could all become chill once again.

Many ideas were suggested, but only one was accepted: The HUNGRY games.


So heres the deal... 

The nine opponents each have special methods of attack.

The postings down below are for you to decide who the final two will be...

At the very end, please fill out the survey.
Let us know who you think the final two will be!

With out further a due, meet our mighty food warriors.

2.
Robbi
-Super awesome
-Lady killer
-Likes to party (like in the movie Hot Rod)
Attack method: rapid steak knife throwing

3.
Brent
-Sarcastic
-Total badass
-Master of description
Attack method: "The Noodler" Slings blows of greasy noodles from his noodle arms into walkways, hoping someone will slip

1.
Jasem
-direct
-hardworkingy
-gingerbread house enthusiast
Attack method: Shoots ghost chili sauce out of a mace can

4.
Pat
-tech master
-cyclist
-cat enthusiast
Attack Method: Chugs Dr. Peppers and has sugar rage attacks

5.
Evan
-Easy going until something goes wrong "BLOWS UP"
-Two-step champ
-Faster cyclist than Patrick
Attack Method:  Shoots really hot gravy out of a digital meat thermometer

6.
Anica
-Loves to exercise
-Can quote Orange is the New Black better than anyone else on earth
-Loves the TX Rangers
Attack Method: Launches 2 ounce Dixie cups out of her disposable 100 count tridents (AKA forks)

7.
Malorie
-Master of the food drivers
-Bike Racer
-Water sports enthusiast
Attack Method: "The Baconator" - Drinks hot bacon grease from her CamelBak and spits it into her opponents faces, burning them (she is immune to the burn)

8.
Jack
-Chill
-Office prankster 
-Works out
Attack Method: "Cookie Assassin" - Offers fresh cookies to people as a kind gesture... little do they know that the cookies are full TNT explosives to take out opponents.  Defeats opponents by launching the cookies at the opponent, placing them like land- mines  or persuasion to have opponent ingest the cookie.

9.
Elliot
-The intern
-Underwater basket weaving extraordinaire
-Plays tennis
Attack Method: "The Anti-Noodler" - Snipes body piercing dry noodles at the opponents using a bow made out of his flexible noodle arms... Arch rival to Brent "The Noodler"

So you have seen all nine contenders.  Tell us who will be the last two standing...

See what happens next Thursday!


Mr. Delivery